This is what stupid looks like.
This is what lucky looks like – and I'm not going to show you my ass.
This is what my bike looks like. Luckily (see point 2), my body suffered only minimally more damage.
This is what the profile of the Engadin bike marathon looks like.
I'll be riding this on Sunday. With training limited to riding to and from work, infrequently for a month and only rarely over the hill that's in the way, I thought getting up these mountain would be a formidable challenge. If tonight's experience is anything to go by, coming down alive on the other side might proof even more challenging.